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The Eddington Family Tree

There once was a man called Ed
Who had a big brother named Fred
Who had a son called Ned
And he had a brother named Ted
And had a cousin called Jed
Who had a little brother named Zed
Who adopted a boy called Red

Red hears voices in his head
Zed spends all day in bed
Jed mines lead
Ted and his mistress have fled
Ned bakes bread
Fred lives alone in a shed
And Ed has long since been dead.